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Our Menu

Food Menu

*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or egg may increase your risk of foodborne illness. Peanuts and tree nuts are present in our kitchen. We are not a gluten-free kitchen, but may have options available - please ask your server. All parties of 6 people or more, and all tabs over $30 are subject to an automatic 20% gratuity. Any sauces or add-ons to menu items are subject to an additional charge, unless included in description.

Appetizers

All apps served as-is, add any sauce for a small fee.

French Fries

$5.00
A mountain of golden, straight-cut, coated fries. Seasoned in our house seasoning salt. Make them chili cheese fries for $2 more: Chili con carne, nacho cheese, onions, jalapeños.

Tater Tots

$5.00
More tots than you can handle. Deep-fried to a golden brown. Make them chili cheese tots for $2 more. Same toppings as the chili cheese fries.
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Chicken Wings

$9.00
Eight breaded chicken wings, deep fried & served with your favorite sauce, either tossed or sauce on the side.
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Chicken Tenders

$8.00
Five breaded, deep-fried, "Gold & Spice" chicken tenders.
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Chips & Salsa

$4.00
White corn tortilla chips, served with a large cup of mild salsa.

Nachos

$8.00
A large basket of tortilla chips, smothered in nacho cheese. Topped with diced onions, tomatoes, jalapenos & black olives. Served with a side of salsa & sour cream. Add chicken (grilled or crispy) or bacon for $2.00. Add chili con carne for $1.
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Cheese Curds

$7.00
Battered, gooey, white cheddar cheese curds. Nuff' said.

Mozzarella Sticks

$6.00
Gooey, melty, cheesey, breaded & fried just like how you remember.

Onion Rings

$6.00
Battered and deep fried to golden perfection. They're a classic for a reason.

Breaded Mushrooms

$7.00
Deep fried butter-breaded button mushrooms. This pile'o'shrooms is big enough enough for 2.

Battered Cauliflower

$6.00
Similar to boneless wings but vegetarian! Comes with your choice of sauce. Enjoy them tossed or sauce on the side.

Salad & Wraps

All wraps come with pickle & choice of side: fries, tots or chips & salsa.

Buffalo Wrap

$10.00
Your choice of grilled or crispy chicken, wrapped in a flour tortilla with shredded lettuce, tomato, onion, shredded cheddar jack cheese, ranch & buffalo sauce. Add bacon for $2.00.

Veggie Wrap

$9.00
A plethora of veggies with your choice of ranch, balsamic, or honey mustard dressing. Comes with shredded lettuce, diced onion, tomato, mushroom & bell pepper. Add shredded cheddar jack cheese for $1.00.

Dinner Salad

$8.00
A big basket of green leaf lettuce, topped with diced onion, tomato, bell pepper & mushroom. Comes with your choice of ranch, balsamic, or honey mustard dressing & a slice of rye bread & butter. Add shredded cheddar jack cheese for $1.00. Add chicken (grilled or crispy) or bacon for $2.00.

Baskets

All baskets come with a pickle & a choice of side: fries, tots or chips & salsa. Sub side salad for $1.00. Add cheese for $1.00. Add bacon for $2.00. Make your burger a double for $2.00.

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*Classic Burger

$10.00
A 1/4 lb. Angus beef patty, served on a toasted bun with shredded lettuce, tomato, & onion.
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*Mushroom Swiss Burger

$10.00
A 1/4 lb. Angus beef patty, served on a toasted bun with sauteed mushrooms & swiss cheese.

*Chicken Sandwich

$10.00
A grilled, 5oz. all-white meat chicken breast, served on a toasted bun with shredded lettuce, tomato & onion.

*Blackened Chicken

$12.00
A grilled, 5 oz. all-white meat chicken breast, tossed in Cajun seasoning & pan blackened. Served on a toasted bun with shredded lettuce, tomato, & onion.

Veggie Burger

$12.00
A 1/4 lb. plant-based Beyond Burger patty served on a toasted bun with shredded lettuce, tomato & onion.

Grilled Cheese

$8.00
A slice of provolone cheese, between two slices of American cheese, between two slices of big Texas toast and grilled to melty perfection. Add tomato for $0.50 or bacon for $2.00
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Guinness Bratwurst

$8.00
It's not Sportz without tailgate food! A 1/4 lb. Guinness brat, served on a brat roll with a side of sauerkraut.
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Hot Dog

$8.00
A 1/4 lb. All-Beef Frank served on a brat roll. Make it a Chili Dog for $2: Served with chili con carne, shredded cheddar jack ,diced onion & jalapeño.

Fish

All You Can Eat Friday Fish Fry

$15.00
A Wisconsin tradition. Deep fried, beer-battered cod, served a bed of fries with tartar sauce & a piece of rye bread & butter. All you can eat. (Served three pieces at a time, Dine-in only)

Everyday Fish Fry

$11.00
Three pieces of breaded Alaskan Pollock, served on top a bed of fires. Comes with tartar sauce & a piece of rye bread & butter.

Desserts

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Ice Cream

$1.00/per scoop
Choose 1-3 scoops of chocolate or vanilla ice cream. Make it a sundae for $2: With peanuts, whipped cream, cherry & your choice of chocolate, caramel or raspberry sauce.

Deep Fried Candy Bars

$4.00
Your favorite candy bar, dipped in funnel cake batter & deep fried to a golden brown, with a melty center. Ask your server for candy bar options. Just want the candy bar? No problem! Just $1 each!

Add-ons

Add any of these to your meal for a minimal fee!

Cheeses

$1.00
American, Cheddar, Provolone, Swiss, Cheddar Jack (shredded), Nacho Cheese.

Meats

$2.00
Bacon, Grilled Chicken, Crispy Chicken.

Meats

$1.00
Chili con Carne

Seasonings

$0.25
Cajun Seasoning, Taco Seasoning, House Seasoning salt.

Toppings

$0.25
Onions, Tomatoes, Black Olives, Jalapenos, Bell Peppers, Mushrooms, Shredded Lettuce, Pickles, Peanuts.

Sauces

$0.50
Buffalo, Garlic Buffalo, Honey Buffalo, Honey BBQ, BBQ, Joney, Garlic Teryaki, Sweet Thai Chili, Marinara, Sour Cream, Small Salsa

Sauces

$1.00
Ranch, Honey Mustard, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Large Salsa
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